Jared Woods Saved My Life: Die Antwoord and Friends

Die Antwoord and Friends

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Acrylic Painting, 2017

I shamelessly admit that I painted this piece in hopes of getting Die Antwoord's attention on Instagram, but they didn't even register my existence.

However, my followers loved it, and that's what really matters. I think.

Jared Woods, right?

Yeah, hey.

I am very sleepy but have authored six books which you can find on Amazon. This includes the religion I founded named Janthopoyism, represent.

I am the former scriptwriter for the Pencilmation YouTube channel, with several videos surpassing 100 million views.

An additional million people have read my Juice Nothing blog, no sweat.

I throw up art on Instagram regularly, mainly drawing one-panel comics called #legobiscuits.

It's true, I am also the vocalist for the alternative metal band Sectlinefor as well as producing solo music under the name Coming Down Happy.

As a proud member of The Funpowder Plot collective, I'm currently working on my debut film, Definitely Not a Cry For Help, which is already being released in stages via YouTube.

I travel the world while I do all of this. I live a very beautiful life, and I'm infinitely grateful for it. Follow my Jarexit adventures here.

There's probably some other stuff too, I forget.

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