Jared Woods Saved My Life: Juice Nothing Art

Juice Nothing Art

Photoshop, 2007 - Forever

Since 2007 I have gleefully scraped my thoughts out then smeared them across a blog I called Juice Nothing. The purpose of this writing platform has changed drastically throughout its lifetime, and my recent neglection breaks my heart in four separate places. However, we can still look back on the good times and admire the time-consuming artworks I blessed upon just about every text.

Like everything in life, some pieces are better than others. That's why I've taken the liberty of putting together this page where only the best can be seen dotted about. You. Are. Welcome.

Jared Woods, right?

Yeah, hey.

I am very sleepy but have authored six books which you can find on Amazon. This includes the religion I founded named Janthopoyism, represent.

I am the former scriptwriter for the Pencilmation YouTube channel, with several videos surpassing 100 million views.

An additional million people have read my Juice Nothing blog, no sweat.

I throw up art on Instagram regularly, mainly drawing one-panel comics called #legobiscuits.

It's true, I am also the vocalist for the alternative metal band Sectlinefor as well as producing solo music under the name Coming Down Happy.

As a proud member of The Funpowder Plot collective, I'm currently working on my debut film, Definitely Not a Cry For Help, which is already being released in stages via YouTube.

I travel the world while I do all of this. I live a very beautiful life, and I'm infinitely grateful for it. Follow my Jarexit adventures here.

There's probably some other stuff too, I forget.