Jared Woods Saved My Life: Ouija Site Takeover

Ouija Site Takeover

Photoshop, 2016

When we pitched a Den of Geek site-takeover for the film Ouija, my then-boss sent the project directly to me, promising the client that his best 'in-house Satanist' was dealing with it. Finally getting the respect I deserve!

The approach was to mock up a simple site skin which, when clicked, revealed a trailer and a working Ouija board. Oooh, spooky! We somehow didn't get the job in the end, but I am still quite fond of my work here. Don't play Oujia, kids.

Jared Woods, right?

Yeah, hey.

I am very sleepy but have authored nine books which you can find on Amazon. This includes the religion I founded named Janthopoyism, represent.

I am the former scriptwriter for the Pencilmation YouTube channel, with several videos surpassing 100 million views.

An additional million people have read my Juice Nothing blog, no sweat.

I throw up art on Instagram regularly, mainly drawing one-panel comics called #legobiscuits.

It's true, I am also the vocalist for the alternative metal band Sectlinefor as well as producing solo music under the name Coming Down Happy.

As a proud member of The Funpowder Plot collective, I'm currently working on my debut film, Definitely Not a Cry For Help, which is already being released in stages via YouTube.

I travel the world while I do all of this. I live a very beautiful life, and I'm infinitely grateful for it. Follow my Jarexit adventures here.

There's probably some other stuff too, I forget.