Jared Woods Saved My Life: KILL JARED WOODS

KILL JARED WOODS

Short Film (written, directed, post production, starring, 2024)

Turning 40 is a landmark age, and I wanted to remember it with something above the usual hazy piss-up with friends. Something tangible Something creative. Something that would, in theory, live longer than anyone involved. A short film was the ultimate idea. Twelve of us shot it in Rome. How fortunate I am that my friends are willing to partake in my ridiculous projects.

The storyline was simple: everyone is trying to murder me. No surprise, then, that it's called KILL JARED WOODS. That is available on YouTube right now. I'm chuffed with how it turned out, so I hope you watch.

Jared Woods, right?

Yeah, hey.

I am very sleepy but have authored nine books which you can find on Amazon. This includes the religion I founded named Janthopoyism, represent.

I am the former scriptwriter for the Pencilmation YouTube channel, with several videos surpassing 100 million views.

An additional million people have read my Juice Nothing blog, no sweat.

I throw up art on Instagram regularly, mainly drawing one-panel comics called #legobiscuits.

It's true, I am also the vocalist for the alternative metal band Sectlinefor as well as producing solo music under the name Coming Down Happy.

As a proud member of The Funpowder Plot collective, I'm currently working on my debut film, Definitely Not a Cry For Help, which is already being released in stages via YouTube.

I travel the world while I do all of this. I live a very beautiful life, and I'm infinitely grateful for it. Follow my Jarexit adventures here.

There's probably some other stuff too, I forget.