Jared Woods Saved My Life: When a Song Ends in a Minor Key

When a Song Ends in a Minor Key

Book, 2024

Full title: When a Song Ends in a Minor Key: The Complete Biography of Fiona Apple Using Her Own Words.

As a terminal Fiona Apple junkie, I cannot describe how satisfying my fix was to spend so many months swimming in every piece of media available. And the best part is that I'm still not sick of her. On the contrary, I could easily listen to her full discography without standing up right now. If you're anything like me, this biography built around Fiona's quotes is your next favourite book.

Jared Woods, right?

Yeah, hey.

I am very sleepy but have authored six books which you can find on Amazon. This includes the religion I founded named Janthopoyism, represent.

I am the former scriptwriter for the Pencilmation YouTube channel, with several videos surpassing 100 million views.

An additional million people have read my Juice Nothing blog, no sweat.

I throw up art on Instagram regularly, mainly drawing one-panel comics called #legobiscuits.

It's true, I am also the vocalist for the alternative metal band Sectlinefor as well as producing solo music under the name Coming Down Happy.

As a proud member of The Funpowder Plot collective, I'm currently working on my debut film, Definitely Not a Cry For Help, which is already being released in stages via YouTube.

I travel the world while I do all of this. I live a very beautiful life, and I'm infinitely grateful for it. Follow my Jarexit adventures here.

There's probably some other stuff too, I forget.