Jared Woods Saved My Life: Licking the Bottom of the Love Jar

Licking the Bottom of the Love Jar

Short Stories Book, 2023

Love! Love lost. Love gained. Romance. Sexual tension. Secure relationships. Reckless marriages. Accidental children. Boring families. Divorce. Death. It's funny until it's not. It's a horror most of the time. Love is disgusting, regardless.

Suppose you enjoy the dark surrealism of Franz Kafka's existentialism, the peculiar imagination of Roald Dahl's whimsy, or the allegorical terror of George Orwell's satire. In that case, you'll adore Licking the Bottom of the Love Jar.

Jared Woods, right?

Yeah, hey.

I am very sleepy but have authored six books which you can find on Amazon. This includes the religion I founded named Janthopoyism, represent.

I am the former scriptwriter for the Pencilmation YouTube channel, with several videos surpassing 100 million views.

An additional million people have read my Juice Nothing blog, no sweat.

I throw up art on Instagram regularly, mainly drawing one-panel comics called #legobiscuits.

It's true, I am also the vocalist for the alternative metal band Sectlinefor as well as producing solo music under the name Coming Down Happy.

As a proud member of The Funpowder Plot collective, I'm currently working on my debut film, Definitely Not a Cry For Help, which is already being released in stages via YouTube.

I travel the world while I do all of this. I live a very beautiful life, and I'm infinitely grateful for it. Follow my Jarexit adventures here.

There's probably some other stuff too, I forget.