Jared Woods Saved My Life: Mitski: Stay Soft, Get Eaten

Mitski: Stay Soft, Get Eaten

Book, 2025

Full title: Stay Soft, Get Eaten: The Complete Biography of Mitski Using Her Own Words.

I am Mitski's biggest fan and now I can prove it as I've written the Mitski Bible. By collecting hundreds of her own quotes pulled from interviews, articles, and social media, I trace her rise from isolation to icon, unpacking her thoughts on the industry, depression, romance, and, of course, cultural identity. Gradually, we can unravel the enigma that is Mitski.

Jared Woods, right?

Yeah, hey.

I am very sleepy but have authored nine books which you can find on Amazon. This includes the religion I founded named Janthopoyism, represent.

I am the former scriptwriter for the Pencilmation YouTube channel, with several videos surpassing 100 million views.

An additional million people have read my Juice Nothing blog, no sweat.

I throw up art on Instagram regularly, mainly drawing one-panel comics called #legobiscuits.

It's true, I am also the vocalist for the alternative metal band Sectlinefor as well as producing solo music under the name Coming Down Happy.

As a proud member of The Funpowder Plot collective, I'm currently working on my debut film, Definitely Not a Cry For Help, which is already being released in stages via YouTube.

I travel the world while I do all of this. I live a very beautiful life, and I'm infinitely grateful for it. Follow my Jarexit adventures here.

There's probably some other stuff too, I forget.