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Photoshop, 2020

Have you ever met an adult? Ugh, they are the worst!
That's why I am adapting all of my Janthopoyism scripture into a compact metaphorical tale that a five-year-old could understand. It will enhance their lives! And it also looks great. I can say that because it does. Visit the site for the full narrative then check out the grown-up text too!

Jared Woods, right?

Yeah, hey.

I am very sleepy but have authored six books which you can find on Amazon. This includes the religion I founded named Janthopoyism, represent.

I am the former scriptwriter for the Pencilmation YouTube channel, with several videos surpassing 100 million views.

An additional million people have read my Juice Nothing blog, no sweat.

I throw up art on Instagram regularly, mainly drawing one-panel comics called #legobiscuits.

It's true, I am also the vocalist for the alternative metal band Sectlinefor as well as producing solo music under the name Coming Down Happy.

As a proud member of The Funpowder Plot collective, I'm currently working on my debut film, Definitely Not a Cry For Help, which is already being released in stages via YouTube.

I travel the world while I do all of this. I live a very beautiful life, and I'm infinitely grateful for it. Follow my Jarexit adventures here.

There's probably some other stuff too, I forget.
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