Jared Woods Saved My Life: F**ked My Way Up to the Top

F**ked My Way Up to the Top

Book, 2023

Full title: F**ked My Way Up to the Top: The Complete Biography of Lana Del Rey Using Her Own Words.

The release of Lana Del Rey's ninth album, Did You Know That There's a Tunnel Under Ocean Blvd, beautifully coincided with an opening in my schedule, and my adoration for the artist coagulated the alignment together. I planned to write a quick 100-page project using Lana's interviews to piece together her narrative fairly, but I got carried away, and now it's over 400 pages. I hold no regrets. I love her.

Jared Woods, right?

Yeah, hey.

I am very sleepy but have authored six books which you can find on Amazon. This includes the religion I founded named Janthopoyism, represent.

I am the former scriptwriter for the Pencilmation YouTube channel, with several videos surpassing 100 million views.

An additional million people have read my Juice Nothing blog, no sweat.

I throw up art on Instagram regularly, mainly drawing one-panel comics called #legobiscuits.

It's true, I am also the vocalist for the alternative metal band Sectlinefor as well as producing solo music under the name Coming Down Happy.

As a proud member of The Funpowder Plot collective, I'm currently working on my debut film, Definitely Not a Cry For Help, which is already being released in stages via YouTube.

I travel the world while I do all of this. I live a very beautiful life, and I'm infinitely grateful for it. Follow my Jarexit adventures here.

There's probably some other stuff too, I forget.